re-verse-sI-kall-la-G (reverse-psychology)

{rules of Alphanumericalword: tha "language of sound"
- numbers & upper-case alphabets R pronounced at face-
value as lower-case "words" R pronounced by "sound"}.

re-verse yo D-cision
(re-verse yo D-cision)
re-verse tech-nall-la-G
(re-verse tech-nall-la-G)
re-verse yo O-pin-yin
(re-verse yo O-pin-yin)
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
(re-verse-sI-kall-la-G)

re-verse yO D-cision
(re-verse yO D-cision)
re-verse tech-nall-la-G
(re-verse tech-nall-la-G)
re-verse yO O-pin-yin
(re-verse yO O-pin-yin)
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
(re-verse-sI-kall-la-G)

re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
is tha gAm
(it that rIt)
I khood B wrong
but let mE X-splAn
it starts with an urge
of yO D-zI-er
it Nds N yO fA-ver
as U grO Y-zer
2 tha gAmz
of tha hU-man tech-nall-la-G
smart-er 2 tha rUlz
of re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
re-verse yO ideas
or whut U wish 2 sA
U nO 1z O-pin-yin
will gO tha other wA
4 thA don't com-prE-hNd
2 tha gAmz U plA
U kan (can) git whut U whunt
an-nE-tIm of tha dA

whN a per-son is wrong
& eva-dNs is vI-2
mix it up
"nU title"
now yO mId
is gr8-lE con-vNced
tha D-fNd-dNt kan (can) change thS
with logic-cOl cNs
UC yO thoughts are con-fUzd
yet qIt kleir
yO mId is chAng-ging…
"O deir"

khood it cM-pOl B
tha trust 1 kan (can) con-fId
or is it tha D-nI-O
of tha trUth N 1z mId
tha hU-mer of it all
is real-lE qIt fun-nE
tha val-U of it all
cant com-pair 2 mon-nE
mId gAmz R ever-last-ting
& N E-fect
tha mId is kA-pa-bOl
of mor than U'd X-spekt
its not her-ret-E-tair-E
or a decease
its a fact-ter N all
dis-skId as E Tz
a Tz of tha mId
frum 1 2 E-na-ther
a plEz of tha D-zI-er
with nO pAn 2 tha other
a little sI-kall-lo-gi-kOl
N an az-spekt "mag-gic-cOl"
hU-man tech-nall-la-G
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G

re-verse yO D-cision
(re-verse yO D-cision)
re-verse tech-nall-la-G
(re-verse tech-nall-la-G)
re-verse yO O-pin-yin
(re-verse yO O-pin-yin)
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
(re-verse-sI-kall-la-G)

Lenard tAks Tasha
4 a nIt on tha town
it wuz tha vair-rE 1st date
sO Tasha wuz down
UC Tasha's tha young type
& don't nO much
living N tha projects
with a gullible ta-ch
shE sEn him frum tha bus stop
ever-E-dA 4 E whIl
N-fact-shU-8ed by his M-age
she'd giv him smI

now Lenard frum tha Est sId
mAd E lot of cash
"a chEp pN-nE pitcher"
who all-wAz had E stash
Lenard wuz tha father
of as many as 9
Tasha didn't nO thS
sO shE gave him her tIm
hE took 2 tha move-Vz
& thN out 2 eat
hE pulled N2 a lot
by a sIn "vA-kan (can)-C"
hE trId 2 sa-dUc her
at thS chEp motel
shE ced "kum on now"
"I don't nO U that wL"
Lenard B-kAm N-ta-mNt (intimate)
& started tha shO
Tasha's bod-D ced yS
but her mId ced nO
hE tOld her that hE loved her
& he'd all-wAz B there
hE ced "prove it 2 mE bA-B"
"shO mE that U care"
hE ced "ne-ver mId"
re-versing tha issue
hE klAm-d he'd un-der-staNd
if shE didn't whunt 2
hE pick-d up his kEz
& slO-lE walked E-wA
Tasha paused & ced
"w8! wL OK"
Lenard (lN-nard)
wuz con-nIv-ving
on his fAc wuz E smirk
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
simply at work

wL wE all nO how tha sto-rE
gOs Tasha gets pregnant
yeh yeh U nO
UC Lenard is now
tha father of 10
I doubt if little Tasha
will C him E-gN
Lenard hits tha rOd
nO whair 2 B found
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
spreading a-round

wL tha sto-rE
wuz un-4-chun-net
yes I nO
but tha moral wuz kleir
"&….sO…"
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
works N all cases
ghood bad
& 4 all kId of rAsis
police plA it faithfully
ever-E-dA
2 brIb (bribe) information
& lock em' a-wA

wL Uncle Sam
is hip 2
kan (can) I git an AMEN
D-ductions out yo pA-checks
is git-ting out of hand
tha fI-ling taxes
will help U git sum back
but Im sure it don't com-pair
2 tha mon-nE U lack
IC U work at that sAm job
real hard ever-E-dA
deserving mOr
N return
X-special-lE N yO pA
yeh its a big illusion
but whuts 1 2 do?
I C re-verse tech-nall-la-G
has got a system 2
mA-B if wE think wIz
B4 wE 10d 2 lEp
sum-tIms wE shood
re-verse R opinions
B4 wE spEk
wE whood B tha vic-tims
but tha plA-er UC
or mA-B just ob-servers
ob-serving logic-lE
O-pN up yO Iz
& git with tech-nall-la-G
kick on back & plA
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G

re-verse yO D-cision
(re-verse yO D-cision)
re-verse tech-nall-la-G
(re-verse tech-nall-la-G)
re-verse yO O-pin-yin
(re-verse yO O-pin-yin)
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
(re-verse-sI-kall-la-G)

re-verse yO D-cision
(re-verse yO D-cision)
re-verse tech-nall-la-G
(re-verse tech-nall-la-G)
re-verse yO O-pin-yin
(re-verse yO O-pin-yin)
re-verse-sI-kall-la-G
(re-verse-sI-kall-la-G)

by Nevada Breeze, Queen of Hooks